Saturday, April 26, 2025

What's Happening on April 26th, 2025

 Hello (again, if applicable), dear Reader, and welcome. It's early evening here in the great American southwest; we rearranged furniture today and the new set up is extremely superior to the way it was before the changes.


I haven't been to the emergency room (yet) though I'm sure that I should go (and, once there, will refuse to leave until I'm given large doses of oral corticosteroids). Look, if you're young and choose to smoke, let me tell you something: IF you live long enough and continue to smoke, there WILL be the inevitable point that your breathing WILL get so extremely bad that you will eventually - frequently - cough and choke for every breath so intensely that you WILL find yourself concurrently vomiting at the same time that urine is forced from your body like a firehose, while you have literally ZERO control over either function

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For my part, I am 100 percent confident that - probably very, very soon - Terry WILL wake up and find my lifeless body in a disgusting pool of my own vomit and urine.
Poor guy.



But, I am white, and Christian, AND conservative, the trifecta of literally everything despised and vilified in the real United States and, for those three reasons I WILL NEVER receive the disability THAT I PAID INTO and BOTH DESERVE and DESPERATELY NEED. 

So, everyone involved in denying me should go straight to the eternal fires of Hell.
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