"Not that kind of pipe" - Sunday, July 20th, 2025

Hello there; greetings and salutations on another beautiful day above ground, dear Reader. 😎👍

First, from today's Pirate Wires newsletter, this hilarious - true - BASED item:

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But in all seriousness, I'm going to refill this bowl and empty coffee cup and, while I'm away from the keyboard, you go ahead and get your tinfoil hat on, because:

And, here's my conspiracy theory, full-stop:

those tunnels are for h*man tr*fficking. 
There, now you know.

Look, they already ruined drugs! We talked about this! Anyway, my point is: if they'll ruin DRUGS, can we put anything else past them?
Well? 

Is your hat on yet?